Monday, August 24, 2009

How Many Calories In Chocolate Bar

cast, to, from or not at all related to the ...




OUT PART OF THE HUMAN MASSES:

"CAVALRY STOP! The Master needs a beer "

" Let me through, I have breasts "

at the limit of 4h-2h Diablo III Snake:
Etienne Garde." Please have a go, there is nothing to see here "

GC SAYINGS OF 3 / 245 000:

!" Is there ventilation? Is it all hot air coming out of there? "
" You have to be discussed at the Simon Krätschmer. "
In
Scribblenauts:
"Who or what is this 'Cthulu' is and why every second one?"

Candy: "What can I watch because of that stupid?"
Gweny: "I think which is slightly drunk "
Deljla". Have you seen? He had a visitors card "

Yoko (MTV):"!. Klaas is one of the 10 most important people in the German television "
Deljla:" The other 9 are Simon "
Candy". ;. Simon, Felix and Rick "

"[...] Rick Felix, who yesterday boasted of having beaten Eddy in Tekken, today morning, namely against Joey suffered a crushing defeat [in Mario Kart, editor's note]. Joey is 9 "

later
Felix Rick:" Boaah, I hate Tekken "

Nils Bomhoff:" Who wants a T-shirt? Who wants a T-shirt? If nobody wants it, we give it to Colin, he also has time for a change. "

" There will be, for example, on any future show at least one visitor who of countless "Rock Star" stickers a hat, a suit or a fully operational helicopter down and actually thinks he would be the first who had this crazy idea. "Simon Krätschmer

BEST T-SHIRT SAYINGS:

"No, I plan no rampage"



"Do not Hassel the Hoff"

"" YOUR FAVOURITE BAND SUCKS! " , 50% of the madmen play killer games,
100% of them eat bread
PROHIBITS BREAD "

MISCELLANEOUS:

"! Is Plautz duty "

" It means a porno of anal intercourse in Darmstadt are "

iPhone record of my father:
" debt Deljla: 29 € meaningless exhibition games "

inscription on the back of an ice-voucher from Sega:

" Hello. Nice of you to consider this Eisgutschein so attentive. We want to share something that is. Gutsche this is only valid during the gamescom 2009 in Cologne ... Please note the opening times of the Cologne fair. Unfortunately we were too lazy to copy the opening times here in the fine print ... If excessive heat could be your ice melting faster than they can eat it ... The voucher can be used for Sega of invalidating ; to be heard, if you violate these terms (cheeky comments to our hostess, Scores Delete demo consoles, with a second remote control to adjust our TV, too much positive coverage of competing products) or use the coupon in any way unreliable (coasters, Rough Paper) is. "

Friday, July 24, 2009

I Have Herpes In My Nose

3 Games - 3 Uwe Boll films




just now I found out that WAS Anderson has chosen to us with another Resident Evil film to beglü ; bridges! The new film to be shot entirely using the latest 3D film techniques (such as James Cameron's "Avatar", 2010), is Resident Evil: Afterlife hot, but are regarded as completely independent part of the last three films, and the beginning of a new 3-Piece 3-series. Actress will of course again Anderson's Old: Milla Jovovich. But it WAS Anderson is doing the game any good movies industry determined that I am at least on the Resi experience in 3D. I can understand but also anyone who has reservations ...

Yes. Cinema of God Sam Raimi has given us through his divine hand has Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, the Gift and the trashy-cool TV shows like Hercules and Xena, has according to official sources in the fantasy project World of Warcraft ventured. It will be a real film, the characters of the famous online game is based. Such a project in the capable hands of one of the best directors there can actually put to work only. Let us hope for the best.



Ecto-1 is to go back! Ahead of the Ghostbusters video game was Harold Ramis and Dan Akroyd always loving the game as' the third inofiziellen Ghost Busters movie "means. But now there are actually rumors of a third inofiziellen Ghost Buster movies! You can read on imdb.com that the script will not come more from the pen Akroyd / Ramis', but all the old actors represented in the cast list, including Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver Alien-hag. Release Date was carefully placed on 2012 times - if the movie actually able to know one can not stop.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Acrostic Poems Of Canada



always tried to Hollywood in the realm of video games go to to find a good script or a promising movie titles. Unfortunately, not least thanks to Dr. Uwe Boll films, unfortunately, very many games a true handle were in the toilet. Actually I started this post to respond like my favorite horror films play on the various games. Unfortunately, I thought, we start with the worst and work our way up to Silent Hill ... but I just could not stop writing about Uwe Boll. Therefore now my very honest and sincere opinion about Uwe Boll.


Til Schweiger, Udo Kier is one of the many humorous scenes from Far Cry

In the game world not only bugs, feared too early releast games and all subsequent patches or Sephiroth, no, there is a name that every gamer the alarm signal in the interior of his head exclaims.
UWE BOLL
Uwe Boll, often as a 'crime against humanity' means has to make the astonishing capacity for self-templates for good bad movies The worst thing is that the films are not bad enough to be re-considered funny trash, but that they are just simply bad. Uwe Boll has been many names video games spotted with his film creations. His latest, "Far Cry" is a pretty good example.
The only really exciting part of this cave was definitely bad film financing. Thanks to a tax loophole, Dr. Boll his devilish realization of a Far Cry film adaptation fund that is unfortunately itself. Nothing could stop him ... As always, he gave himself to the end of shooting still optimistic and completely convinced of himself:
"Far Cry's like Die Hard on an island ... " wrong, Die Hard was a good movie.
"bring ... thanks to the humor, Til, Udo Kier and Chris Coppola in the film, he has had better guess than the script." That is to say that the script was so bad that even Til Schweiger Udo Kier and humor, even 'improved'? What the hell down in this man? What humor? Has Uwe Boll Far Cry at all ever seen? What ...?! Humor Til Sweden ... HUMOR? Note to Uwe Boll: There is a difference between ridicule and humor! This problem
judged very good aptly The Hamburg Morning Post in October 2008: "[...]
Like other works of Boll-shines this abstruse with a story, stupid dialogues and lack of timing in the production. [...] Is sometimes felt that the director does not all deadly serious. For some of the mostly flat jokes, however, unclear whether this was intended to Boll. "

So, you think what this man really? What does the one who is he? and why even most Germans know one of the most hated Germans do not ...? What drives
Uwe Boll called war! He fought Hollywood ("criminals and wanker"), his critics ("idiots") ... but even worse ... He made war on video games. Using his bad films he will have destroyed the gaming industry soon. The fear, at least other fans of the games and keep up with their thoughts about Dr. Uwe Boll (42) from Wermelskirchen at Cologne no bones: They simply believe that he is the Antichrist
( http:// www.uwebollisantichrist.com/ ).
Five video game adaptations, Boll has artistically drawn up now by some stage, some even several times. Logically, it hates any gamer, the "House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark", "Dungeon Siege" and "BloodRayne" and gambled ever seen then as a film has. But the world press is unanimous:
"Boll is the best at what he does and what he does is make truly terrible films ( New York Daily News )
"[...] Bolls undisputed reign as the worst filmmaker in the world. "(Slant Magazine )
" It gives the formulation & rsaquo ;. perfect and artistic bankruptcy \u0026lt;a whole new meaning " http://efilmcritic.com/
Uwe Boll also holds the record at www.imdb.com the only director in the world with several movies (for now 3) in the list of the 100 worst movies of all time to stand.

Uwe Boll is doing really everything to make you hate him, but besides the fact that they all point to even the most is a real asshole, he is clearly capable of brainwashing. This proved no less than Til Schweiger, Boll just after he was dragged down by the Far Cry film to the level of Christian Kahrmann or Ralf Möller. On http://www.bollbashers.com/?p=414 namely a yard long mail is read by him to comply with all Boll haters, here quoting a small excerpt:
" its okay to hate his films, cause at the end of the day it comes down to taste,but what is not okay is to hate him as a person!!got that!?cause you guys out there dont know him as a person and i do!!!and even though I ll repeat myself…uwe is a great man!!!and you guys are not!!!!you are hiding behind your keyboard at home and because you ve got nothing better to do,you write shit about a man that you dont know,some of you guys even want him dead!??!whats wrong with you guys…?dont you have any friends!?why dont you go out and enjoy life?"

Tja, an alle die bis jetzt eine gute Meinung über Til Schweiger hatten tut es mir sehr Leid. Aber zu seiner Verteidigung muss man auch sagen, dass dies kaum his true nature is ... one should imagine the way: Til Schweiger is the Tom Cruise and John Travolta Uwe Boll of the Scientologists. Said Uwe Boll, too much Mel Gibson's ... I come from the subject.
Uwe Boll is a joke. And Til Schweiger is by no means his only victims. If he does not just beat up his 17-year-old critics in the boxing ring he volunteers to recruit like last minute thing for actors to prepare them for their destructive projects. The actor currently filming break have to say yes so happy, even if the payment fails so high. Naturally Uwe Boll is also no wonder A-list actors ... . So it takes time, unfortunately, also a Christian Slater or even Jason Statham


Uwe Boll is not to take: he committed to the rights of animals, and takes part in animal rights group Peta with the proceeds of "seed" as used in "seed" but exploitative real footage of animal cruelty. He hates his critics and beat them publicly ... but after that goes with them drinking coffee, leaving them in his Movies to play. He is a really-bad director, but one of the most successful that Germany has ever seen internationally.

just hope that in his mind's thin-ship eventually comes out in a real movie, or at least early on that he dies an unnatural violent death.



Thursday, July 16, 2009

Grandmother Birthday Invites

The One-winged Angel




E S P O R T H I H

NAME Sephiroth Valentino
BIRTH Nibelheim
age 3 (FF VII)
SIZE 1.85 m
WEAPON Masamune
APPEARANCES Final Fantasy: Crisis Core
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Final Fantasy V

Dissidia Final Fantasy
Kingdom Hearts Kingdom Hearts II

Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix
Itadaki Street Series
ambition: God Bless the Ring
LittleBigPlanet
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
Coconut Fred Fruit Salad Iceland (Episode: "Sir Nutalot)


Sephiroth. This ineffable name should be known in the gaming world already. Exactly, it is the Antigonist from the Final Fantasy series. Strangely enough, Sephiroth is conspicuously popular with female gamers, but I can tell you only one thing.
Sephiroth is not 'sweet' and 'steep' He is a smooth customer Bad-Ass-Mother- fucker like a textbook! He does not like Pyramid Head or Nemesis is just evil ... He is super-super-super evil and its invincibility is all necessarily on the bag! Sephiroth is NOT cute!
... and here comes the reason why.

Sephiroth was indeed born normal but not of the mother but by a supernatural, powerful. alien creature called Jenova. But the old man knows the beginning of the story yet and when he finds out it is anything but 'pleased'.

Oh and here comes the Pro Group Sephiroth "Sephiroth is not evil, he is just misunderstood," or "Sephiroth had it yet so hard ..." No, sorry pulls the everything is not absolute. Sephiroth is simply evil. He is damn fucking bad. And for about two reasons: 1 Because he is the first part of his life feels a sucker. And come on, even if you are immortal, you're only young once and 2 BECAUSE IT IS SIMPLE!

For all the whole background have not yet, here the Deljla-Quick Spoof: Sephiroth should one day with a small group of 3 people SOLDIER (Zack, Cloud, and a stranger) a Mako Reactor examine in Nibelheim. In Nibelheim, where Tifa to joins the team, draws Sephiroth back in the basement of a Shinra mansion, where he finds out through the study of research papers that he was a part of the Jenova experiment and was thus not really a man, but rather semi-divine. Of anger and shock, he sets his own hand from the middle of the night Nibelheim on fire and slaughtered all the townspeople. Tifa who is returning from the reactor back into the city finds there just before everything destroyed and all dead, and follows in pursuit of Sephiroth. This went to the reactor, where he will find his mother Jenova. Tifa reaches the reactor just in time to mitzukriegen as Sephiroth kills her father. Of course, she challenges him to fight ... When Cloud

it at some point also refers to the reactor creates He still only Tifa and Zack dying.
Sephiroth met at this time for the first time his "mother" Jenova and Cloud on the way back, he comes even casually be 7m long samurai sword Masamune in the stomach. What Sephiroth has not anticipated is that Cloud also occurs in short supply and it still survived in a deep Mako reactor gap raises.

After Sephiroth is missing for many years and when he returns, for first time only the truly evil aspect of his personality to light (the yet still went or was at least rational nor explainable, because I give his fans right).
Sephiroth comes back and looks for answers, because he has lost all his memory when incident. Clouds will encounter he and friends were frequently and do not necessarily peaceful. Since Sephiroth is only fragmentary manner reminiscent of the past, he sees Cloud as an enemy. He remembers how this has thrown him into the reactor core and think about Cloud is evil. Then again, he sees Cloud as well as opponents, because both in the same person have fallen. Aeris.



But Sephiroth knows he has no chance with her. Because he is so strong, however, that he can handle by its mere presence Cloud as a puppet, he would like to kill the girl by the hand with his own sword and wait a while for the right moment ,.. (which is pretty bad) come as this moment is connect and Sephiroth Cloud Aeris with his sword in front of friends can be prevented Clouds confused with comments that this completely under control Sephiroth the love of his life kills. Sephiroth takes the matter so quickly decided in their own hands and what follows is one of the worst and most riveting moments in video game history as such: Sephiroth kills the beautiful, innocent flower girl brutal. Finally now an old, even at the FFVII graphics come as a hard-nosed guy in tears.

Click on Aeris for the famous death scene.

... Finally now you should really remember the way that Sephiroth is really bad. Much evil he will not only powerful and cooler. In fact, he constantly proves his immense power and that he's just a Bad Mother Fucker. In most cases, he remains emotionally callous total, which I think is of course what makes him unbeatable and in my personal "Best Villain" list in the top 10. With GameFAQs he has the "Contest of Heroes" won, and "The Great GameFAQs Character Battle IV" in 2005. In 2003 he lost the final of the character battles his nemesis, however, just cloud.


Lord Masamune a famous Sephiroth cosplayers


complete fight between Sephiroth and Cloud from Advent Children
(bad quality, original sound)




this picture here leads to the fight between Sephiroth and Genesis

Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Finally, a wallpaper for you. The film is well written!